Those Cheeky Rat Bastards!

As you may recall, I have several cheeky Rat Bastards (known to some as squirrels) that think my deck is their own personal party palace. It has gotten so bad that I've actually *named* a couple of the more recognizable RBs. (In case you are wondering...there is Amos, Titus and Frankie.) Well today I took my car in to have the oil changed and the tires rotated...the service dude (named Corky I swear!) came out with my A/C filter in his hand. There were several acorns on it! Apparently the cheeky little devils have decided that my car is a good place to store their nuts. The thing is, I usually keep my car in the garage so they are getting in there somehow. The service dude (Corky!) suggested a live trap. Yeah. Right. And once I trap them, what am I to do? Send them to fsr44? No way....she has a bag of lime in her trunk and I know she wouldn't hesitate to use it. Perhaps Amos and Frankie might like St. Louis....maybe Kansas?

Sigh.

BTW: The LJ's spell check suggestions for Corky: Cork, Gorky, Cocky, Corly, Corker, Cory, Coke, Cook, Cock, Corks, Corby, Cordy, Corey, Corny, Corry, Corty, Dorky, Porky, Cooke, Corgi, Jerky, Kooky, Cork's. *Snicker*